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| The Simpsons Wrestling,
For PSone |
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| Games,
Richard Young,
02:00:00,
07 May 2001 |
Rating: F1
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Homer: What’s this? What is this strange box?
. And why am I on the cover??
Bart: Chill out Mr Sparkle, its only The Simpsons Wrestling for PlayStation.
Marge: I’m not sure I want to endorse a product that promotes violence, especially within our own family!
Homer: It’s not real violence, Marge – It’s “Sports Entertainment” – the same as Pro Hockey.
Bart: Aww man
where are all the cool moves?
like the Ninja Touch of Death! Hey Lisa
..over here.
Marge: Bart! Don’t use the Touch of Death on your sister.
Bart: We are the most popular TV family ever! Why aren’t we on the new PlayStation 2? I hear you can use it to fire missiles
..Mwa ha ha haaaaa.
Homer: Now now kids, this machine is a highly sophistimacated doowacky, and we must do what it tells us.
Marge: We can’t fight each other, Homer! What about love, honour and obey
our marriage vows?
Homer: Stop living in the past, Marge.
Lisa: But look at us
we look hideous. My hair!
.what have they done to my hair?
Mr Burns: Oh stop complaining, I don’t even get to fight
Smithers does it all for me.
Smithers: Would you like me to drop kick the little girl for you, Mr Burns?
Mr Burns: No no I wouldn’t want that
Look – I can throw bombs at her from the sidelines
hehe
.Excellent.
Flanders: I have to say, folks
.I I feel uncomfortable with the idea of me being in the ring.
Lisa: But Ned, look – you’re a hidden character!
Flanders: Hidden you say? Well, if I can stay hidden, then I suppose it’s okily dokily.
Homer: You suck-diddley-uck , Flanders. People are only going to want to buy this game so they can watch me kick your ass.
Flanders: Oh, Homer
.you gonna give my noggin a ‘floggin?
Homer: What now?
Apu: Goodness me, the graphics are so bad. I look like a clown.
Krusty: Hey! At least you got better moves than me
look, I get to throw pies
that’s a danger to nobody unless you count that poisoning incident
Oye...but I told him it was made of shaving cream!
Homer: Mmmmm
.shaving cream
Moe: Apu has a point.
I ain’t no oil painting, but I swear these graphics make me look even uglier
Homer: You said it, Moe. And look at me
.I look all fat and blocky.
Barney: Yeah, you’ve really let yourself go, Homer *BUUURRRP*
Bart: Check it out man! You can get to play Itchy and Scratchy! Cooool...
Lisa: But Bart, you have to play the game a long time to be able to see the cartoon duo and their comedic ballet of destruction.
Bart: I never thought it possible, but that both suck and blows.
Homer: Anyway, as the man of the house, I insist on deciding the F factor.
Bumblebee Man: Aie! El Simpsons Wrestling no es bueno!
Homer: Doh!
All characters owned and copyrighted by the FOX network.
Published by Fox/Activision
Developed by Big Ape Producions
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