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I was all of their girlfriends
Talk, Heather Lennox, 17 January 1999
My first Boyfriend ran off with a girl who kept dressing up like me...


She was 2 years older, I was about 15. Best out of it really.


The second one was a chiller from Camden, I think he might be dead now from Heroine.


He had a great best friend. We all lived like Withnail and I and crashed a lot of cars. He got done for dangerous driving, but what fun we had.


The next one left me heavily in debt, what a nightmare! But I always remember his birthday. He had the best taste in music and I still respect that.


After all that trifling I met someone nice, but he went away to school, and fell in love with a girl with a very hooky nose. I made a copy of it once, it was very lifelike, he said so. He got off with a bloke in Luton later.


Then I met a schoolboy psycho from London, he had a good head for business, and that was about all he knew about ... well never mind.


After that I hooked up with a tranny from Manchester, we were happy, he was funny. I loved him. I didn’t care about his cocktail dresses. It wasn’t my thing but what the hell.


He ran away, deciding to be a full time sissy maid.


If I still knew any of them, they would probably all be going out with each other.


I did leave ‘em all better than I found them though. After all I was all of their girlfriends. Top Home