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| The Brits Awards or the shame and decline of the rosbif society |
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| Talk,
Madame X,
17 January 1999 | |
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It started as a nice Saturday evening though, going to see the last Clooney film, coming back home, cooking paella for friends and suddenly, I don’t know what happened
oh no !!! somebody’s turned the telly on !!!My God it’s the Brits.
Try to put yourself into my Tweetie Pie and Sylvester slippers for a minute and understand the brain damage I’ve actually been through as the evening went on. Despite all the "warning" bells ringing into my head at the announcement of the next guest, I decided I had to carry on with the experiment, beyond safety limits, risking permanent brainwash any minute
Why? Because I’m French because I’m strong because I can do it. And I did.
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of the British brain. Fascinating. People watching a thousands of pounds’ worth TV exuberance knowing that they actually finance all that crap. The worst thing now with the Brits is that there is no surprise. You know there’s gonna be a Robbie or any old stoned and drunken twat making a fool of themselves on stage. And what really upset me (well actually made me more laugh than anything else ) was to see who Rosbif land saw as their icons, their Gods, their models, namely Gerry and Robbie. The fact that people adore that boy still, after all these years of old cheap provocation and arrogance confirms it all about their brains. Aren’t they bored of that penis? Oh sorry, of course not, Rosbifland IS populated by penisesheads. Therefore their unability to detect any. My mistake.
Where is the hope for the new Rosbif generation when the person supposely representing girl power in UK is Gerry Halliwell? These Rosbif so prudish, so frigid and frustrated (look at the Royal Family to start with ) how could they allow that massive dancing vagina on stage? This is something you would see in liberated France, not in England. Somebody should tell English girls that girl power is not looking like a prostitute or spreading your legs wide open. No wonder we have such a good reputation abroad!!!
Even with Ozzies we have. Even after us polluting their seas with our nuclear tests,.what did they say then? Hardly nothing. Just a bit for political protocole business but that’s it. Simply because they are nice dumm people. All they want to do is make friends and being liked. I’ll never like them for the obvious reason that they like Rosbifs and try to fool them. But not just pretty faces these French, we know they’re all criminals there. We don’t buy it. We know they’d try anything to get rid of their guilt especially when it comes down to sex. It usually involves their arse but its use differs from men to women. Some just show it around to mimik their beerdrinking Rosbif fellows in pubs while some try to have it stuffed up by all means with any kind of British beef. How impressive
well done.
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