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| Sharing a bunker with Ewan |
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| Talk,
Madam X,
06 December 2001 | |
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I am ever so sorry again. no I’m not .. really I would sound too English otherwise. But you must admit that it actually doesn’t allow one much time to write an article if one is busy protecting their own French little self. Cos that’s what I’ve been doing. Unlike some other illiterate pompous Rosbifs, I have carefully thought of the survival of my race, the only one worth it: the French (you bet).
I have never liked Americans before, as they share the same language and cultivate the same cosy dumbness as my dearest enemies. But these days, I must say that they have made all my expectations come true. Have they got any idea about the impact of the bombings of Afghanistan, of the repercussions on our society? What will happen if terrorists start bombing back the Cotes de Rhone? Canary Warf, fine, but not the vines of St Joseph! God no! We French can’t have that. If they knew a bit more about wine they’d know. Same as the Rostbifs who wrote two weeks ago in the Guardian that the Beaujolais Nouveau’s festivities are a bit passé now. Passé my arse. Go to France and work out for yourself if it’s f*** passé.
So anyway, I’ve been buying lots of wine supplies and started building my own nuclear shelter in a secret location. We’ll see who’ll be laughing then, stuffed with baguettes, Volvic Water and Cotes du Rhone. That will be me. Making sure that the next generation of French heros is safe. Me & Ewan of course. Who’s actually Scottish, so that’s OK (before you say anything nasty). Also because he’s been dating that French bird, he’d be quite ready to share the rest of his life with such a great, cultured, sophisticated, funny, intelligent, tasteful and tasty French bird as me. Who wouldn’t? And I’d be obviously quite ready to sacrifice my virginity for the sake of humanity. The babies will of course be French, don’t get me wrong.
History has proven that our genes are far more developed and superior to other races! They’ll be fighting like bastards (as their dad in Star Wars) with lasers and will be dancing can-can like mummy. How sublime! We’ll see who’ll be laughing thenÂ…
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